Gelatinous Cube by Mason


Steve: We had a ton of great gelatinous cube pictures and this one was probably the best overall.

Zack: It really captures the "what the hell were they thinking?" feel of the original D&D illustrations. Because, really, what the hell were they thinking?

Steve: Someone stared at a six-sided die a little too long.

Mimic by Mark


Zack: I can imagine some embarrassing trips to the cleric caused by erotic mimic: I sat down on the toilet and my balls got caught in the seat and were torn off and also my dill pole and also my lips need to be healed. What do you mean, where? The toilet in the dungeon.

Steve: I stepped on, uh, a pressure plate and that is why I am naked and bleeding from my butt.

Zack: Well, I guess I could have moved, but it took me a while to get in the sex swing and when it started moving I thought it was like that movie with Kim Cattrall.

Steve: Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.

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