Rust Monster by Fickle Pixie
Steve: Rust monsters are the worst. I lost an entire suit of plate to one on my last fighter character. Way to be a dick, Jamie. My AC was like a baby's for the rest of that adventure.
Zack: We had a lot of entries like this one that, while good, were marred by the creeping furry crawlers.
Steve: You know that feel you get when the news does its nightly bed bug story? That's the feeling.
Giant Slug by Fickle Pixie
Zack: Truly, this captures the spirit of the contest.
Steve: Yeah, it doesn't really look like D&D art, but otherwise it's what we wanted.
Zack: That's right, folks, we wanted tits on a slug. Huge, huge breasts on an immense slug.
Steve: They're awesome. They're about to pop out of there. Then what?
Zack: That's the point where the Grunka-Lunkas come out and sing a song about cleavage.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.