Xorn by AED

Zack: Is this the part where James Woods pulls the pistol out of his stomach?

Steve: Xorns. Great. First a rust monster can eat all your armor and then a bunch of big hootered Xorns can gobble all your gems.

Zack: On the plus side maybe it will eat your 75,000 copper pieces.

Xorn by Jitske

Zack: This is what happens when wizards get lonely. Mordenkainen's Fantastic Fleshlight is an abomination.

Steve: It turns out the more inhuman the monster, the creepier it is when you make it look like a woman.

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