Xorn by AED
Zack: Is this the part where James Woods pulls the pistol out of his stomach?
Steve: Xorns. Great. First a rust monster can eat all your armor and then a bunch of big hootered Xorns can gobble all your gems.
Zack: On the plus side maybe it will eat your 75,000 copper pieces.
Xorn by Jitske
Zack: This is what happens when wizards get lonely. Mordenkainen's Fantastic Fleshlight is an abomination.
Steve: It turns out the more inhuman the monster, the creepier it is when you make it look like a woman.
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.