Zack: Smear them in Stun Jelly and throw them on the Trapper to wrestle it out.
Steve: Flip-flops don't seem like proper dungeoneering footwear.
Zack: Obviously you've never been to Party Beach Dungeon.
Steve: Is that the one ruled by that evil lich that doesn't want anyone to have any fun and he keeps trying to bust all the parties and get everyone put on academic probation.
Zack: Yes, Dean Wormer.
Night Hag by RB
Zack: I think this is supposed to be an erotic depiction of your run-in with a Night Hag in Journey to the Rock. Do you recall the shame?
Steve: If D&D authors didn't want me to do a hot babe hard then they shouldn't have chained her to a wall.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.