Zack: Smear them in Stun Jelly and throw them on the Trapper to wrestle it out.
Steve: Flip-flops don't seem like proper dungeoneering footwear.
Zack: Obviously you've never been to Party Beach Dungeon.
Steve: Is that the one ruled by that evil lich that doesn't want anyone to have any fun and he keeps trying to bust all the parties and get everyone put on academic probation.
Zack: Yes, Dean Wormer.
Night Hag by RB
Zack: I think this is supposed to be an erotic depiction of your run-in with a Night Hag in Journey to the Rock. Do you recall the shame?
Steve: If D&D authors didn't want me to do a hot babe hard then they shouldn't have chained her to a wall.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.