Zack: Smear them in Stun Jelly and throw them on the Trapper to wrestle it out.
Steve: Flip-flops don't seem like proper dungeoneering footwear.
Zack: Obviously you've never been to Party Beach Dungeon.
Steve: Is that the one ruled by that evil lich that doesn't want anyone to have any fun and he keeps trying to bust all the parties and get everyone put on academic probation.
Zack: Yes, Dean Wormer.
Night Hag by RB
Zack: I think this is supposed to be an erotic depiction of your run-in with a Night Hag in Journey to the Rock. Do you recall the shame?
Steve: If D&D authors didn't want me to do a hot babe hard then they shouldn't have chained her to a wall.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.