Steve: It's sort of creepy.
Zack: Steve, it's the stupidest thing in the book. A constantly smiling manchild that can't be touched by metal.
Steve: It sounds sort of like a D&D player.
Zack: Maybe if you changed "metal" to "vagina."
Steve: Maybe you need to change "your attitude" to "something better."
Zack: Or what?
Steve: Or maybe you'll be the one that never touches a metal vagina.
Zack: Are you trying to surrender to me again?
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.