Steve: It's sort of creepy.
Zack: Steve, it's the stupidest thing in the book. A constantly smiling manchild that can't be touched by metal.
Steve: It sounds sort of like a D&D player.
Zack: Maybe if you changed "metal" to "vagina."
Steve: Maybe you need to change "your attitude" to "something better."
Zack: Or what?
Steve: Or maybe you'll be the one that never touches a metal vagina.
Zack: Are you trying to surrender to me again?
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.