Steve: It's sort of creepy.
Zack: Steve, it's the stupidest thing in the book. A constantly smiling manchild that can't be touched by metal.
Steve: It sounds sort of like a D&D player.
Zack: Maybe if you changed "metal" to "vagina."
Steve: Maybe you need to change "your attitude" to "something better."
Zack: Or what?
Steve: Or maybe you'll be the one that never touches a metal vagina.
Zack: Are you trying to surrender to me again?
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.