Steve: It's sort of creepy.
Zack: Steve, it's the stupidest thing in the book. A constantly smiling manchild that can't be touched by metal.
Steve: It sounds sort of like a D&D player.
Zack: Maybe if you changed "metal" to "vagina."
Steve: Maybe you need to change "your attitude" to "something better."
Zack: Or what?
Steve: Or maybe you'll be the one that never touches a metal vagina.
Zack: Are you trying to surrender to me again?
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.