Steve: It's sort of creepy.

Zack: Steve, it's the stupidest thing in the book. A constantly smiling manchild that can't be touched by metal.

Steve: It sounds sort of like a D&D player.

Zack: Maybe if you changed "metal" to "vagina."

Steve: Maybe you need to change "your attitude" to "something better."

Zack: Or what?

Steve: Or maybe you'll be the one that never touches a metal vagina.

Zack: Are you trying to surrender to me again?

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