Steve: How is this not completely freaking kick ass? It's the logical evolutionary step.
Zack: Ha ha! Right on, Steve. Put wings on a shark, fucking way to go WotC. How do you come up with this stuff?
Steve: It's the Piranha model. Piranha 1, normal piranha, Piranha 2: The Spawning and you're looking at flying piranha. It's simple evolution.
Zack: So let's just go through all the monster manuals and put wings on everything that doesn't have them. Pretty "freaking kick ass?"
Steve: Uh, yeah. Who wouldn't be afraid of a winged blink dog? A winged bulette?
Zack: Maybe write that one in to WotC. That's another Monster Manual right there. Wings.
Steve: You're being sarcastic. I can tell by the way you're not saying something obviously mean.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.