Steve: Frazetta was not limited to fantasy artwork. He could also paint a sweet science fiction painting of a barbarian defending a practically naked babe from some monster.
Zack: Space elephant man interrupted their hot make-out session. Looks like Randy Rockribs there was almost to third base when Mr. Claws stuck his trunk where it didn't belong.
Steve: "Wasn't our whole civilization enough? Now you're trying to destroy my game!?"
Zack: The early concept art for Predator gave a whole different meaning to the title.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.