Steve: Frazetta was not limited to fantasy artwork. He could also paint a sweet science fiction painting of a barbarian defending a practically naked babe from some monster.
Zack: Space elephant man interrupted their hot make-out session. Looks like Randy Rockribs there was almost to third base when Mr. Claws stuck his trunk where it didn't belong.
Steve: "Wasn't our whole civilization enough? Now you're trying to destroy my game!?"
Zack: The early concept art for Predator gave a whole different meaning to the title.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.