Steve: Frazetta was not limited to fantasy artwork. He could also paint a sweet science fiction painting of a barbarian defending a practically naked babe from some monster.

Zack: Space elephant man interrupted their hot make-out session. Looks like Randy Rockribs there was almost to third base when Mr. Claws stuck his trunk where it didn't belong.

Steve: "Wasn't our whole civilization enough? Now you're trying to destroy my game!?"

Zack: The early concept art for Predator gave a whole different meaning to the title.

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