Steve: This is maybe the sweetest paintings to have ever existed. Not just here, but assuming we live in a Sliders universe, this also beats all other alternate-reality paintings.
Zack: The President Hitler portrait and the Guernica from the dimension where neanderthals rule the earth are like telephone dick doodles compared to the majesty of Princess Tits protected from monster tiger by barbarian Batman.
Steve: "Holy busty maidens, Batbarian, that monster cat looks happy!" "It's the cat I have faced many times, old chum. The cat I have named...the Joker."
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.