Steve: This is maybe the sweetest paintings to have ever existed. Not just here, but assuming we live in a Sliders universe, this also beats all other alternate-reality paintings.
Zack: The President Hitler portrait and the Guernica from the dimension where neanderthals rule the earth are like telephone dick doodles compared to the majesty of Princess Tits protected from monster tiger by barbarian Batman.
Steve: "Holy busty maidens, Batbarian, that monster cat looks happy!" "It's the cat I have faced many times, old chum. The cat I have named...the Joker."
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.