Steve: This is maybe the sweetest paintings to have ever existed. Not just here, but assuming we live in a Sliders universe, this also beats all other alternate-reality paintings.
Zack: The President Hitler portrait and the Guernica from the dimension where neanderthals rule the earth are like telephone dick doodles compared to the majesty of Princess Tits protected from monster tiger by barbarian Batman.
Steve: "Holy busty maidens, Batbarian, that monster cat looks happy!" "It's the cat I have faced many times, old chum. The cat I have named...the Joker."
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.