Steve: This is maybe the sweetest paintings to have ever existed. Not just here, but assuming we live in a Sliders universe, this also beats all other alternate-reality paintings.
Zack: The President Hitler portrait and the Guernica from the dimension where neanderthals rule the earth are like telephone dick doodles compared to the majesty of Princess Tits protected from monster tiger by barbarian Batman.
Steve: "Holy busty maidens, Batbarian, that monster cat looks happy!" "It's the cat I have faced many times, old chum. The cat I have named...the Joker."
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.