Steve: This is maybe the sweetest paintings to have ever existed. Not just here, but assuming we live in a Sliders universe, this also beats all other alternate-reality paintings.
Zack: The President Hitler portrait and the Guernica from the dimension where neanderthals rule the earth are like telephone dick doodles compared to the majesty of Princess Tits protected from monster tiger by barbarian Batman.
Steve: "Holy busty maidens, Batbarian, that monster cat looks happy!" "It's the cat I have faced many times, old chum. The cat I have named...the Joker."
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
These millennials have no idea how it feels to really work. They would never think about spending all day in the hot sun with their carapace baking and their dung drying out.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.