Zack: Frank Frazetta's Chicago has a totally different target audience than the Broadway original.
Steve: Why can't musicals really be like this?
Zack: You're just looking in the wrong places. Try the exit by the airport. The music is all techno songs about having sex and there are blacklights and the cats are not as furry. And there's no singing.
Steve: The only musical I've really seen before is Cats and I was with my mom when I was a kid and the cat people came out into the audience and climbed on me and freaked me out.
Zack: Yeah, maybe you should skip the places I was talking about. They come out into the audience and climb on you at those too.Steve: Are they dressed like cats?
Zack: Usually it's nurses or cheerleaders, but I've seen a cat or two.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.