Zack: This is what you open up with?
Steve: Are you telling me a giant bee isn't scary? Look at that dude. He knows that shield is going to be useless.
Zack: A giant bee is scary in the sense a giant anything that is trying to murder you is scary.
Steve: Have you ever been stuck in the car with a bee? Not a giant bee, just a normal-sized bee. How terrifying was that?
Zack: I think I rolled the window down and shooed it outside.Steve: I bet you didn't know if you were going to live or die. If you have a bee allergy, man, forget about it. This thing just waves a sword-sized stinger at you and your neck holes are going to swell shut.
Steve: They even have their own intense theme music.
Zack: The giant bees are what comes after the killer bees have run all the honey bees off. These guys run the killer bees off.Steve: Yeah and you know how honey bees make honey well giant bees make something too... skeletons.
Steve: Of dead people.
Steve: Who died from the giant bees attacking them.
Zack: Whew thanks for helping me navigate that one.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.