Steve: Before you say anything I really hate toads. They're the messed up frogs.Zack: Toads are the Clint Howard of the pond.
Steve: It's not just the pond, man. You can avoid frogs. There's no avoiding toads. They get around. There are even desert toads.
Zack: I'm sorry, I think it's a lame choice. So far you have picked two giant versions of actual animals.
Steve: The horror is all around us dude. The animal world is an unending nightmare of freaky little things eating each other. I bet right now there's some messed up devil-looking amoeba eating some bacterias on top of your eyeball and you can't even see it.
Zack: I guess I have seen one of those videos of a Pac Man frog swallowing a mouse whole.
Steve: Yeah see that's the way the animal kingdom works. Animals are crazy. They'll eat their own babies and stuff like that. You've got to watch it around animals.
Zack: But Steve, we're animals.
Steve: And you get to the last page of the article and the monster is a mirror!!
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.