Steve: Before you say anything I really hate toads. They're the messed up frogs.Zack: Toads are the Clint Howard of the pond.
Steve: It's not just the pond, man. You can avoid frogs. There's no avoiding toads. They get around. There are even desert toads.
Zack: I'm sorry, I think it's a lame choice. So far you have picked two giant versions of actual animals.
Steve: The horror is all around us dude. The animal world is an unending nightmare of freaky little things eating each other. I bet right now there's some messed up devil-looking amoeba eating some bacterias on top of your eyeball and you can't even see it.
Zack: I guess I have seen one of those videos of a Pac Man frog swallowing a mouse whole.
Steve: Yeah see that's the way the animal kingdom works. Animals are crazy. They'll eat their own babies and stuff like that. You've got to watch it around animals.
Zack: But Steve, we're animals.
Steve: And you get to the last page of the article and the monster is a mirror!!
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.