Steve: Hee hee hee I can't open any doors or do anything useful in the modern world.
Zack: Visible pussy spotted.
Zack: Sea creature cooch.
Zack: Wicked eel gash.
Steve: Nasty Loch Ness business.
Steve: I'd imagine it adds a certain level of trauma to any destruction this villain causes.
Zack: "You've destroyed our town and slaughtered half the population, but did you have to do it will making us look at your monster fish beav?"
Steve: Look at his face. He gets off on it.
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
You said to submit t-shirt ideas to this e-mail address, so here are some I have come up with.
Video games make it socially acceptable to point at Jane
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.