Steve: Hee hee hee I can't open any doors or do anything useful in the modern world.
Zack: Visible pussy spotted.
Zack: Sea creature cooch.
Zack: Wicked eel gash.
Steve: Nasty Loch Ness business.
Steve: I'd imagine it adds a certain level of trauma to any destruction this villain causes.
Zack: "You've destroyed our town and slaughtered half the population, but did you have to do it will making us look at your monster fish beav?"
Steve: Look at his face. He gets off on it.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.