Steve: It's always nice when they include some art that is some terrible you wish it Siembieda's art.
Zack: I defy anyone to explain the anatomy of the woman in the background.
Steve: It's an optical illusion. It's hurting my brain.
Zack: An artist looked at this and decided it was finished.
Zack: "Oh, she has a turkey leg attached to the middle of her pelvis. Close enough."
Steve: Then somebody looked at it and decided to include it in the book.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.