Steve: It's always nice when they include some art that is some terrible you wish it Siembieda's art.
Zack: I defy anyone to explain the anatomy of the woman in the background.
Steve: It's an optical illusion. It's hurting my brain.
Zack: An artist looked at this and decided it was finished.
Zack: "Oh, she has a turkey leg attached to the middle of her pelvis. Close enough."
Steve: Then somebody looked at it and decided to include it in the book.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.