Steve: It's always nice when they include some art that is some terrible you wish it Siembieda's art.
Zack: I defy anyone to explain the anatomy of the woman in the background.
Steve: It's an optical illusion. It's hurting my brain.
Zack: An artist looked at this and decided it was finished.
Zack: "Oh, she has a turkey leg attached to the middle of her pelvis. Close enough."
Steve: Then somebody looked at it and decided to include it in the book.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.