Steve: It's always nice when they include some art that is some terrible you wish it Siembieda's art.
Zack: I defy anyone to explain the anatomy of the woman in the background.
Steve: It's an optical illusion. It's hurting my brain.
Zack: An artist looked at this and decided it was finished.
Zack: "Oh, she has a turkey leg attached to the middle of her pelvis. Close enough."
Steve: Then somebody looked at it and decided to include it in the book.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.