Steve: It's always nice when they include some art that is some terrible you wish it Siembieda's art.

Zack: I defy anyone to explain the anatomy of the woman in the background.

Steve: It's an optical illusion. It's hurting my brain.

Zack: An artist looked at this and decided it was finished.

Zack: "Oh, she has a turkey leg attached to the middle of her pelvis. Close enough."

Steve: Then somebody looked at it and decided to include it in the book.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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