Zack: Somebody just saw that the price on giant moon boots has doubled.
Zack: Maybe he stuffed all his forehead into those mega boots.
Steve: Is that a religious symbol on his belt?
Zack: Yes, the warhead that he is detonating is the news that He has risen.
Zack: You want to blow up your enemies? Put your faith in Jesus Christ.
Steve: Does Jesus have powers better than a gun?
Zack: Not directly, but he has great connections, so I have to give the win to Jesus.
Steve: Oh, so you get to count their super group when you're deciding this?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.