Zack: Somebody just saw that the price on giant moon boots has doubled.
Zack: Maybe he stuffed all his forehead into those mega boots.
Steve: Is that a religious symbol on his belt?
Zack: Yes, the warhead that he is detonating is the news that He has risen.
Zack: You want to blow up your enemies? Put your faith in Jesus Christ.
Steve: Does Jesus have powers better than a gun?
Zack: Not directly, but he has great connections, so I have to give the win to Jesus.
Steve: Oh, so you get to count their super group when you're deciding this?
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.