Zack: Somebody just saw that the price on giant moon boots has doubled.

Steve: Distraughtman.

Zack: Maybe he stuffed all his forehead into those mega boots.

Steve: Is that a religious symbol on his belt?

Zack: Yes, the warhead that he is detonating is the news that He has risen.

Zack: You want to blow up your enemies? Put your faith in Jesus Christ.

Steve: Does Jesus have powers better than a gun?

Zack: Not directly, but he has great connections, so I have to give the win to Jesus.

Steve: Oh, so you get to count their super group when you're deciding this?

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