Zack: Somebody just saw that the price on giant moon boots has doubled.
Zack: Maybe he stuffed all his forehead into those mega boots.
Steve: Is that a religious symbol on his belt?
Zack: Yes, the warhead that he is detonating is the news that He has risen.
Zack: You want to blow up your enemies? Put your faith in Jesus Christ.
Steve: Does Jesus have powers better than a gun?
Zack: Not directly, but he has great connections, so I have to give the win to Jesus.
Steve: Oh, so you get to count their super group when you're deciding this?
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.