Zack: Somebody just saw that the price on giant moon boots has doubled.
Zack: Maybe he stuffed all his forehead into those mega boots.
Steve: Is that a religious symbol on his belt?
Zack: Yes, the warhead that he is detonating is the news that He has risen.
Zack: You want to blow up your enemies? Put your faith in Jesus Christ.
Steve: Does Jesus have powers better than a gun?
Zack: Not directly, but he has great connections, so I have to give the win to Jesus.
Steve: Oh, so you get to count their super group when you're deciding this?
Is the world ready for Staind By Me, St@nd By e-Me, and Crank 3: Stand By Me?
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.