Zack: Hugo Boss was busy so this time around the Nazis called his cousin, Jeff. Jeff Boss.
Steve: At least this guy doesn't have visible genitalia or a giant thong suit.
Zack: I find it pretty weird that the Nazis had a trademark helmet and these future Nazis decided to dip back to WWI instead for the old pickelhuabe.
Steve: I think these guys might be remote controlled. Having antennas coming out of your head is usually comic book shorthand for remote controlled.
Steve: Or possibly martians.
Zack: Were Nazis on earth started by a meteor from Mars? The answer may shock you.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.