Zack: Hugo Boss was busy so this time around the Nazis called his cousin, Jeff. Jeff Boss.
Steve: At least this guy doesn't have visible genitalia or a giant thong suit.
Zack: I find it pretty weird that the Nazis had a trademark helmet and these future Nazis decided to dip back to WWI instead for the old pickelhuabe.
Steve: I think these guys might be remote controlled. Having antennas coming out of your head is usually comic book shorthand for remote controlled.
Steve: Or possibly martians.
Zack: Were Nazis on earth started by a meteor from Mars? The answer may shock you.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.