Zack: Hugo Boss was busy so this time around the Nazis called his cousin, Jeff. Jeff Boss.

Steve: At least this guy doesn't have visible genitalia or a giant thong suit.

Zack: I find it pretty weird that the Nazis had a trademark helmet and these future Nazis decided to dip back to WWI instead for the old pickelhuabe.

Steve: I think these guys might be remote controlled. Having antennas coming out of your head is usually comic book shorthand for remote controlled.

Steve: Or possibly martians.

Zack: Were Nazis on earth started by a meteor from Mars? The answer may shock you.

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