Zack: Hugo Boss was busy so this time around the Nazis called his cousin, Jeff. Jeff Boss.
Steve: At least this guy doesn't have visible genitalia or a giant thong suit.
Zack: I find it pretty weird that the Nazis had a trademark helmet and these future Nazis decided to dip back to WWI instead for the old pickelhuabe.
Steve: I think these guys might be remote controlled. Having antennas coming out of your head is usually comic book shorthand for remote controlled.
Steve: Or possibly martians.
Zack: Were Nazis on earth started by a meteor from Mars? The answer may shock you.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.