Steve: Alright, dude. Under frigging protest this is Dolph Gundam, a mighty maid with sex appeal to spare. He wields a buster sword and he likes it when people hurt him.
Zack: Her.Steve: Yeah, alright, technically this is a chick with boobs. But don't expect me to seduce people or whatever.
Zack: It says "Bride Training" under your roots. Dolph is serving as a maid to prepare herself for marriage?Steve: Yeah, sure, she's getting lesbian married to a super hot babe that looks just like Salma Hayek but bigger boobs and because she fights with her buster sword all the time she decided to become a maid to learn how to like cook things and mend hoops or whatever.
Zack: Accent is Meow?Steve: Uh, yeah, that's what it says you got a problem reading?
Zack: Nope. Ready to meet your master?
Steve: Whatever bro this is so bogus he better be cool.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.