Zack: Everything is covered with dust. You get the blanket and put out the fire by throwing the blanket onto it.
Steve: I will meticulously clean up all the dust to earn the master's favor.
Steve: And I'm like bending over in my maid outfit so my ripped butt is sticking out and dropping my book bags and stuff to flirt with master.
Zack: The inscrutable machine offers you no feedback.
Steve: I'm going to fix the duct thing then. See what he thinks of that when my boobs are all worked up into a lather.
Zack: Do you even know what boobs are?
Steve: Uh, very funny, yeah. I am something of an expert.
Zack: Alright, while you are fixing the duct you discover an item:
Steve: Oh heck yes! This will come in handy the next time master tries to have romance with me against my will.
Zack: Your master has never tried anything with you except dispensing supplies.
Steve: I will secretly place it in his bedroom next to his regular condoms.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.