The Street Fighter RPG is the gift that keeps on giving. We have already recounted the the sorry tale of the original White Wolf Street Fighter RPG and what amounts to the game's Monster Manual. There was also a Player's Guide full of additional head-exploding martial arts for gamers to train their half-ox mutant fighter pilot ninja. Most distressingly, there was an E. Honda pantload of confusing artwork.
Zack: Welcome back to the stage of history.
Steve: Ha ha ha you don't stand a chance...
Zack: You think you can challenge me?
Steve: Now boarding a one-way flight to graveyard.Zack: I hope you have a well-spoken relative, because you're going to be needing a eulogy.
Steve: My fists will write a rejection letter on your face.
Zack: Better call 9-1-1 now and leave the phone on the ground for evidence in the inevitable capital murder case against me.
Steve: Look at us, dude. We're role playing!
Zack: It's a Street Fighter new year.Steve: I wasn't really impressed with the other two Street Fighter books we have looked at, but I've got an open mind. I'm ready to change my opinion.
Zack: Let's see what White Wolf and Capcom have in store for us...
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.