Steve: "Daaaaaad!!!! You promised not to inhabit the giant face robot while my friends were here!"
Zack: "Hello girlth, are you familiar with pothitronic androidth?"
Steve: "I'm jutht going to tranthfer Thally's mind over into that killdroid and then you can have your tickle fight."
Zack: "Can't you just be normal for once?"
Steve: I wonder if Arnim Zola is an anagram for anything. Comics love anagrams.
Zack: I might be off here, but I think it's an anagram for The Mars Volta.
Steve: Is that that band that sounds like Rush got lost in the guitar section of a music store?
Zack: Yeah, although it's not so much a band as an experience. An upsetting one. Like priapism at a parent-teacher conference or driving on a country road in the middle of the night and hitting a giraffe.
Steve: That actually sounds pretty badass.
Zack: Then I'm not explaining it right.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.