Zack: Oh sure, D&D people, just what we needed: another random collection of limbs. Maybe you could come up with some sort of slime or pudding or Jello next.
Steve: An iron armband is a sign to other Necrosis Carnexes that this one is looking for action.
Zack: When they finally get together all that pent up frustration of not having any head or mouth parts collides with the harsh reality of dapping without any sense organs.
Steve: Just once it would be cool if some evil wizard made a hot babe with a big rack instead of messing around with fangs and body parts.
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.