Zack: Oh sure, D&D people, just what we needed: another random collection of limbs. Maybe you could come up with some sort of slime or pudding or Jello next.

Steve: An iron armband is a sign to other Necrosis Carnexes that this one is looking for action.

Zack: When they finally get together all that pent up frustration of not having any head or mouth parts collides with the harsh reality of dapping without any sense organs.

Steve: Just once it would be cool if some evil wizard made a hot babe with a big rack instead of messing around with fangs and body parts.

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