Zack: We need a snake, but what can it do?
Steve: Operate a steamship?
Zack: Steamsnake, good, but not quite what we're looking for.
Steve: The snake I'm thinking of can fly around and spit acid.
Zack: Does it have wings?Steve: Not really. It's like a sail. A big, billowy sail.
Zack: Whoops. Turns out we have all the bullshit dumb snakes we need right now, so we don't actually need any of this stuff.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.