Zack: We need a snake, but what can it do?
Steve: Operate a steamship?
Zack: Steamsnake, good, but not quite what we're looking for.
Steve: The snake I'm thinking of can fly around and spit acid.
Zack: Does it have wings?Steve: Not really. It's like a sail. A big, billowy sail.
Zack: Whoops. Turns out we have all the bullshit dumb snakes we need right now, so we don't actually need any of this stuff.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.