Zack: We need a snake, but what can it do?
Steve: Operate a steamship?
Zack: Steamsnake, good, but not quite what we're looking for.
Steve: The snake I'm thinking of can fly around and spit acid.
Zack: Does it have wings?Steve: Not really. It's like a sail. A big, billowy sail.
Zack: Whoops. Turns out we have all the bullshit dumb snakes we need right now, so we don't actually need any of this stuff.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.