Zack: We need a snake, but what can it do?
Steve: Operate a steamship?
Zack: Steamsnake, good, but not quite what we're looking for.
Steve: The snake I'm thinking of can fly around and spit acid.
Zack: Does it have wings?Steve: Not really. It's like a sail. A big, billowy sail.
Zack: Whoops. Turns out we have all the bullshit dumb snakes we need right now, so we don't actually need any of this stuff.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.