Zack: We need a snake, but what can it do?

Steve: Operate a steamship?

Zack: Steamsnake, good, but not quite what we're looking for.

Steve: The snake I'm thinking of can fly around and spit acid.

Zack: Does it have wings?

Steve: Not really. It's like a sail. A big, billowy sail.

Zack: Whoops. Turns out we have all the bullshit dumb snakes we need right now, so we don't actually need any of this stuff.

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