Zack: We need a snake, but what can it do?
Steve: Operate a steamship?
Zack: Steamsnake, good, but not quite what we're looking for.
Steve: The snake I'm thinking of can fly around and spit acid.
Zack: Does it have wings?Steve: Not really. It's like a sail. A big, billowy sail.
Zack: Whoops. Turns out we have all the bullshit dumb snakes we need right now, so we don't actually need any of this stuff.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.