Zack: Evil squirrels. I don't know about you, Steve, but I've been desperately trying to figure out how to base a whole campaign around squirrels.

Steve: We had a squirrel in our backyard last year that used to bite ducks.

Zack: Why didn't the ducks just fly away?

Steve: Next to Canada Geese, ducks are the number one animal with a sense of entitlement. They know they're hot crud and they like to show off, but they expect to win.

Zack: So what did you do with your duckbiter Skiurid?

Steve: I didn't go outside basically the whole time that squirrel was out there. Which is good because I am very fair skinned.

Zack: A hallmark of goodness.

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