Zack: "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Hounds of Law who chase and capture the blue orbs, and the wind dukes who throw the blue orbs for good doggies."
Steve: Hound of Chaos is way more fun to play with.
Zack: Tell it to the wind dukes.
Steve: Bzzzzzzz. Blue sphere here, got a message for you. And then you answer the door and it blows air on your face.
Zack: Talks by vibrating, eh? Hound of Law is going to be mighty popular with the wind duchesses.
Steve: Yeah, sure, I think everyone will love a talking sphere that can turn into a dog.
Zack: Especially the victim's family. *doink doink*
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.