Zack: "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Hounds of Law who chase and capture the blue orbs, and the wind dukes who throw the blue orbs for good doggies."

Steve: Hound of Chaos is way more fun to play with.

Zack: Tell it to the wind dukes.

Steve: Bzzzzzzz. Blue sphere here, got a message for you. And then you answer the door and it blows air on your face.

Zack: Talks by vibrating, eh? Hound of Law is going to be mighty popular with the wind duchesses.

Steve: Yeah, sure, I think everyone will love a talking sphere that can turn into a dog.

Zack: Especially the victim's family. *doink doink*

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