Zack: "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Hounds of Law who chase and capture the blue orbs, and the wind dukes who throw the blue orbs for good doggies."
Steve: Hound of Chaos is way more fun to play with.
Zack: Tell it to the wind dukes.
Steve: Bzzzzzzz. Blue sphere here, got a message for you. And then you answer the door and it blows air on your face.
Zack: Talks by vibrating, eh? Hound of Law is going to be mighty popular with the wind duchesses.
Steve: Yeah, sure, I think everyone will love a talking sphere that can turn into a dog.
Zack: Especially the victim's family. *doink doink*
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.