Zack: "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Hounds of Law who chase and capture the blue orbs, and the wind dukes who throw the blue orbs for good doggies."
Steve: Hound of Chaos is way more fun to play with.
Zack: Tell it to the wind dukes.
Steve: Bzzzzzzz. Blue sphere here, got a message for you. And then you answer the door and it blows air on your face.
Zack: Talks by vibrating, eh? Hound of Law is going to be mighty popular with the wind duchesses.
Steve: Yeah, sure, I think everyone will love a talking sphere that can turn into a dog.
Zack: Especially the victim's family. *doink doink*
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Once again I'm stuck with a useless egg man statue and nobody to tend to my robust physical and emotional needs. Worst of all, the egg man didn't even come with a stool. I have to share my recliner and bed with him, and he is not sensitive to my needs at all.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.