Steve: I think you had to fight these guys at the end of Super Dodge Ball.
Zack: A good argument for walking around the astral plane on ecstasy trying to hand out cash rewards. But I'm sure Monte Cook thought of that and later in the book there's some transparent astral worm a mile long that will totally take advantage of your generosity and try to put its hand down your pants.
Steve: Wait a second. I have seen these exact dudes before. In that Lilo & Stitch movie. Look it up. I bet it's the exact same.
Steve: I think somebody has a case against somebody else.
Zack: Frakkin Graybeard Chummer Berks v. Oi wots all this in me apples and pears?
Steve: Antz v. Bugs Life. I think we know how that one turned out.
Zack: Settled law was overturned in Everyone vs. Bee Movie.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.