Zack: "Not what I meant about long walks!!!"

Steve: She should have known better than to go looking for a hookup on Plenty of Frankensteins.

Zack: The dinosaurs aren't really menacing, more like leering.

Zack: "Ayyyyyyy, Frankie. Nice date!"

Steve: The pterodactyl flaps past and wolf whistles.

Zack: Science is always discovering new and shitty things about dinosaurs. It wouldn't surprise me if they follow up the feathers with the revelation that they were all really shitty about sexual harassment.

Steve: Diplodocus was a bit of a creeper.

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