Zack: "Not what I meant about long walks!!!"
Steve: She should have known better than to go looking for a hookup on Plenty of Frankensteins.
Zack: The dinosaurs aren't really menacing, more like leering.
Zack: "Ayyyyyyy, Frankie. Nice date!"
Steve: The pterodactyl flaps past and wolf whistles.
Zack: Science is always discovering new and shitty things about dinosaurs. It wouldn't surprise me if they follow up the feathers with the revelation that they were all really shitty about sexual harassment.
Steve: Diplodocus was a bit of a creeper.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Old mixed signals feeling a little stale? Try some new ones!
day 2: still working on the car
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.