Zack: "Not what I meant about long walks!!!"
Steve: She should have known better than to go looking for a hookup on Plenty of Frankensteins.
Zack: The dinosaurs aren't really menacing, more like leering.
Zack: "Ayyyyyyy, Frankie. Nice date!"
Steve: The pterodactyl flaps past and wolf whistles.
Zack: Science is always discovering new and shitty things about dinosaurs. It wouldn't surprise me if they follow up the feathers with the revelation that they were all really shitty about sexual harassment.
Steve: Diplodocus was a bit of a creeper.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.