Zack: "Not what I meant about long walks!!!"
Steve: She should have known better than to go looking for a hookup on Plenty of Frankensteins.
Zack: The dinosaurs aren't really menacing, more like leering.
Zack: "Ayyyyyyy, Frankie. Nice date!"
Steve: The pterodactyl flaps past and wolf whistles.
Zack: Science is always discovering new and shitty things about dinosaurs. It wouldn't surprise me if they follow up the feathers with the revelation that they were all really shitty about sexual harassment.
Steve: Diplodocus was a bit of a creeper.
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.