Zack: "Not what I meant about long walks!!!"
Steve: She should have known better than to go looking for a hookup on Plenty of Frankensteins.
Zack: The dinosaurs aren't really menacing, more like leering.
Zack: "Ayyyyyyy, Frankie. Nice date!"
Steve: The pterodactyl flaps past and wolf whistles.
Zack: Science is always discovering new and shitty things about dinosaurs. It wouldn't surprise me if they follow up the feathers with the revelation that they were all really shitty about sexual harassment.
Steve: Diplodocus was a bit of a creeper.
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.