Zack: "Not what I meant about long walks!!!"
Steve: She should have known better than to go looking for a hookup on Plenty of Frankensteins.
Zack: The dinosaurs aren't really menacing, more like leering.
Zack: "Ayyyyyyy, Frankie. Nice date!"
Steve: The pterodactyl flaps past and wolf whistles.
Zack: Science is always discovering new and shitty things about dinosaurs. It wouldn't surprise me if they follow up the feathers with the revelation that they were all really shitty about sexual harassment.
Steve: Diplodocus was a bit of a creeper.
Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
This is Sid Meier's world, I’m just building wonders in it.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.