Zack: I instinctively side with the eskimo in this scenario.
Steve: Yeah, this one is less clear than most of these. I mean the woman looks afraid of the eskimo, but the guy looks pretty evil too.
Zack: Although I think the eskimo might have a whip and of course even if you have a dog sled having a whip makes you evil.
Steve: This babe must not be a native either because that outfit is wildly inappropriate for the arctic.
Zack: These covers frequently seem to be about adventurers traveling to exotic locations where a tough white dude will have to rescue a hot babe from savage locals. I guess eskimos were the best they could do for an arctic scenario.Steve: They could have at least given the eskimo a mace.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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