Steve: Savaged by Seamonkeys!

Zack: Five minutes before this scene these guys were in their life raft squinting at the horizon.

Zack: "What is that? Fish?"

Steve: Imagine their surprise when a hundred monkeys swarmed the raft.

Zack: I don't have to imagine it! Their surprise is right there being overwhelmed by the frenzied monkeys.

Steve: Life of Pi would have been much better as one guy fighting a swarm of monkeys for three hours instead of a standoff with a tiger.

Zack: They wheel the last old and gray monkey survivor past this dude's grave.

Steve: *laser sounds*

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