Steve: Returnnnn your overdue liiiIIIbbrary books!
Zack: Dr. Manhattan got halfway through reassembling himself and decided to go grope women instead.
Steve: "Time exists all at once, so we've totally already done it, so, like, you might as well do it with me."
Zack: "A live boner and a dead boner contain the same number of particles."
Steve: And then he teleports her to his turtle pit on Mars.
Zack: Half of Dr. Manhattan is apparently the Bad Lieutenant of Watchmen.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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