Steve: Returnnnn your overdue liiiIIIbbrary books!
Zack: Dr. Manhattan got halfway through reassembling himself and decided to go grope women instead.
Steve: "Time exists all at once, so we've totally already done it, so, like, you might as well do it with me."
Zack: "A live boner and a dead boner contain the same number of particles."
Steve: And then he teleports her to his turtle pit on Mars.
Zack: Half of Dr. Manhattan is apparently the Bad Lieutenant of Watchmen.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.