Steve: Returnnnn your overdue liiiIIIbbrary books!
Zack: Dr. Manhattan got halfway through reassembling himself and decided to go grope women instead.
Steve: "Time exists all at once, so we've totally already done it, so, like, you might as well do it with me."
Zack: "A live boner and a dead boner contain the same number of particles."
Steve: And then he teleports her to his turtle pit on Mars.
Zack: Half of Dr. Manhattan is apparently the Bad Lieutenant of Watchmen.
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.