Steve: Returnnnn your overdue liiiIIIbbrary books!

Zack: Dr. Manhattan got halfway through reassembling himself and decided to go grope women instead.

Steve: "Time exists all at once, so we've totally already done it, so, like, you might as well do it with me."

Zack: "A live boner and a dead boner contain the same number of particles."

Steve: And then he teleports her to his turtle pit on Mars.

Zack: Half of Dr. Manhattan is apparently the Bad Lieutenant of Watchmen.

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