Steve: Returnnnn your overdue liiiIIIbbrary books!
Zack: Dr. Manhattan got halfway through reassembling himself and decided to go grope women instead.
Steve: "Time exists all at once, so we've totally already done it, so, like, you might as well do it with me."
Zack: "A live boner and a dead boner contain the same number of particles."
Steve: And then he teleports her to his turtle pit on Mars.
Zack: Half of Dr. Manhattan is apparently the Bad Lieutenant of Watchmen.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.