Steve: Nice to see it wasn't always the babe tied up and in trouble.

Zack: He should have known better than to meddle with DMT. Now look at the phosphorescent death ghosts he is dealing with.

Steve: I think the Incans are about to have their revenge for whatever white people did to the Incans. I'm sure we did something.

Zack: I think the Spanish gave them the old conquistador special of "converting them" to Christianity by murdering almost all of them and destroying their civilization.

Steve: Oh, yeah, that one. Works like a charm. Well this guy is going to pay the price for it.

Zack: At least the Incans get some closure.

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