Steve: Nice to see it wasn't always the babe tied up and in trouble.
Zack: He should have known better than to meddle with DMT. Now look at the phosphorescent death ghosts he is dealing with.
Steve: I think the Incans are about to have their revenge for whatever white people did to the Incans. I'm sure we did something.
Zack: I think the Spanish gave them the old conquistador special of "converting them" to Christianity by murdering almost all of them and destroying their civilization.
Steve: Oh, yeah, that one. Works like a charm. Well this guy is going to pay the price for it.
Zack: At least the Incans get some closure.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.