Steve: Nice to see it wasn't always the babe tied up and in trouble.
Zack: He should have known better than to meddle with DMT. Now look at the phosphorescent death ghosts he is dealing with.
Steve: I think the Incans are about to have their revenge for whatever white people did to the Incans. I'm sure we did something.
Zack: I think the Spanish gave them the old conquistador special of "converting them" to Christianity by murdering almost all of them and destroying their civilization.
Steve: Oh, yeah, that one. Works like a charm. Well this guy is going to pay the price for it.
Zack: At least the Incans get some closure.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Garfield is a poison of bigotry on our culture and I have never been more offended on behalf of people than I am right now.
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.