Lowtax:: "And so... mortal man... I must ask the eternal question.... subs or dubs?"
Zack: "Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew...Yorrick...Yorrick?" and he starts stabbing into the fog with his cane looking for the skeleton.
Lowtax:: "Is it just me or is this rat tea a real letdown?"
Lowtax:: "I should never have grabbed a 22 ounce of it at the QT."
Zack: "I have the graveyard until 10:30 so PLEASE turn off your fog machine until I am done. Thanks in advance."
Lowtax:: Oh that's fog? I thought they were burying people in cotton these days.
Zack: "I put my name on the sign up sheet for the graveyard three weeks ago but those prancing sex skeletons think they can just rave in my time slot. Well I am going to really drag out this monologue now."
Lowtax:: "Plus now I must wait for my flying death orbs to return to me after they finish off Reggie Bannister."
Lowtax:: Why are there sandbags piled up behind him? Is this WWI trench warfare?
Zack: He's trying to control floodwaters.
Lowtax:: "GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT CARE ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE"
Zack: If God Is Willing and Da Dead Don't Rise!
Lowtax:: Shit, shift's over, gotta change the syrup bag in the rat tea machine.
Ask any cowboy and they'll tell you: The deadliest snake in the wild west is Lava-Filled Hole Shaped Exactly Like A Cowboy Silhouette
Garfield is a poison of bigotry on our culture and I have never been more offended on behalf of people than I am right now.
Ben Garrison's Cartoons are finally explained!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.