Lowtax:: "And so... mortal man... I must ask the eternal question.... subs or dubs?"
Zack: "Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew...Yorrick...Yorrick?" and he starts stabbing into the fog with his cane looking for the skeleton.
Lowtax:: "Is it just me or is this rat tea a real letdown?"
Lowtax:: "I should never have grabbed a 22 ounce of it at the QT."
Zack: "I have the graveyard until 10:30 so PLEASE turn off your fog machine until I am done. Thanks in advance."
Lowtax:: Oh that's fog? I thought they were burying people in cotton these days.
Zack: "I put my name on the sign up sheet for the graveyard three weeks ago but those prancing sex skeletons think they can just rave in my time slot. Well I am going to really drag out this monologue now."
Lowtax:: "Plus now I must wait for my flying death orbs to return to me after they finish off Reggie Bannister."
Lowtax:: Why are there sandbags piled up behind him? Is this WWI trench warfare?
Zack: He's trying to control floodwaters.
Lowtax:: "GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT CARE ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE"
Zack: If God Is Willing and Da Dead Don't Rise!
Lowtax:: Shit, shift's over, gotta change the syrup bag in the rat tea machine.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.