Zack: The early Batman logo was pretty rough.
Lowtax: Is he wearing the New Orleans Saints logo?
Zack: Or maybe he has flippers for limbs and he is jumping.
Lowtax: He's leaping from a spooooooky drainage ditch.
Lowtax: "Okay I'm going to draw this angry baby dude eating a jelly donut but I can't figure out what his body should look like"
Zack: "Eh, just make it look like the top half of a tuxedo shirt."
Lowtax: Revenge of the jelly donut-eating Thalidomide baby from hell.
Zack: I can picture this guy staggering out of a McDonald's moaning, "Mooorrrre French Fries!"
Lowtax: Oh come on, you don't get dressed to the 9s like this dude just to hit up McDs.
Zack: You do when your skin is literally a tuxedo shirt.
Lowtax: Either way he's got some sweet child-birthin hips. Er child-stabbing hips.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.