Zack: The early Batman logo was pretty rough.
Lowtax: Is he wearing the New Orleans Saints logo?
Zack: Or maybe he has flippers for limbs and he is jumping.
Lowtax: He's leaping from a spooooooky drainage ditch.
Lowtax: "Okay I'm going to draw this angry baby dude eating a jelly donut but I can't figure out what his body should look like"
Zack: "Eh, just make it look like the top half of a tuxedo shirt."
Lowtax: Revenge of the jelly donut-eating Thalidomide baby from hell.
Zack: I can picture this guy staggering out of a McDonald's moaning, "Mooorrrre French Fries!"
Lowtax: Oh come on, you don't get dressed to the 9s like this dude just to hit up McDs.
Zack: You do when your skin is literally a tuxedo shirt.
Lowtax: Either way he's got some sweet child-birthin hips. Er child-stabbing hips.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.