Zack: The early Batman logo was pretty rough.
Lowtax: Is he wearing the New Orleans Saints logo?
Zack: Or maybe he has flippers for limbs and he is jumping.
Lowtax: He's leaping from a spooooooky drainage ditch.
Lowtax: "Okay I'm going to draw this angry baby dude eating a jelly donut but I can't figure out what his body should look like"
Zack: "Eh, just make it look like the top half of a tuxedo shirt."
Lowtax: Revenge of the jelly donut-eating Thalidomide baby from hell.
Zack: I can picture this guy staggering out of a McDonald's moaning, "Mooorrrre French Fries!"
Lowtax: Oh come on, you don't get dressed to the 9s like this dude just to hit up McDs.
Zack: You do when your skin is literally a tuxedo shirt.
Lowtax: Either way he's got some sweet child-birthin hips. Er child-stabbing hips.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.