Zack: "See anything you liiiiike?"
Lowtax:: "I just HAPPENED to be walking by the construction site during lunch break."
Lowtax:: (They're building tombstones for Tombstone Construction Inc.)
Zack: "Awwwoooogaaa! Look at the sockets on that pelivs, boys! Bones are back on the menu!"
Lowtax:: "Hey baby, I got a bone right here for ya!" *fat dudes high five*
Zack: "Hey, baby, you kiss your boyfriend with that lipless death rictus?"
Lowtax:: I like the prancing hands; its arms are postured like Mr. Burns.
Zack: It's leaning on an invisible wall, trying to look casual.
Lowtax:: "Smithers, strip me of my skin and muscle tissue and parade me amongst the hard working roughnecks in the cemetery!"
Lowtax:: It's like a G-Star Raw ad.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.