Zack: "See anything you liiiiike?"
Lowtax:: "I just HAPPENED to be walking by the construction site during lunch break."
Lowtax:: (They're building tombstones for Tombstone Construction Inc.)
Zack: "Awwwoooogaaa! Look at the sockets on that pelivs, boys! Bones are back on the menu!"
Lowtax:: "Hey baby, I got a bone right here for ya!" *fat dudes high five*
Zack: "Hey, baby, you kiss your boyfriend with that lipless death rictus?"
Lowtax:: I like the prancing hands; its arms are postured like Mr. Burns.
Zack: It's leaning on an invisible wall, trying to look casual.
Lowtax:: "Smithers, strip me of my skin and muscle tissue and parade me amongst the hard working roughnecks in the cemetery!"
Lowtax:: It's like a G-Star Raw ad.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.