Zack: "See anything you liiiiike?"
Lowtax:: "I just HAPPENED to be walking by the construction site during lunch break."
Lowtax:: (They're building tombstones for Tombstone Construction Inc.)
Zack: "Awwwoooogaaa! Look at the sockets on that pelivs, boys! Bones are back on the menu!"
Lowtax:: "Hey baby, I got a bone right here for ya!" *fat dudes high five*
Zack: "Hey, baby, you kiss your boyfriend with that lipless death rictus?"
Lowtax:: I like the prancing hands; its arms are postured like Mr. Burns.
Zack: It's leaning on an invisible wall, trying to look casual.
Lowtax:: "Smithers, strip me of my skin and muscle tissue and parade me amongst the hard working roughnecks in the cemetery!"
Lowtax:: It's like a G-Star Raw ad.
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You've heard of #BlackLivesMatter and #AllLivesMatter, but the ancient voice of a mountain offers us the hardest truth of all: #NoLivesMatter. And also some opinions about immigrants.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.