Zack: "It's not what you think!"
Lowtax:: So is this a rat or a cat or a weird human or....?
Zack: I think the only limit is your macabre imagination.
Lowtax:: "Oy guv! Looks like ye caught me with a spot o' tea!"
Zack: Rat tea is never as good as you think it's gonna be.
Zack: You put the rats in the big jar with the water and then wait eight hours. Never that good.
Lowtax:: Well that idiot thinks it's a blast, look how full his cup is. I can't wait to see his stupid face fall.
Lowtax:: "Duped again by the infernal rat tea! This happens every time!"
Lowtax:: "Also what the fuck am I?"
Zack: If he has to skitter anywhere he is going to spill it all over.
Lowtax:: This is the real ending to the Blair Witch movie.
Lowtax:: Rat dude in a corner drinking shitty tea.
Zack: Spilling it all over because dumbass ambiguous bushytail has to fill every cup to the brim.
Zack: Do you think the witch likes that?
Zack: Do you think she's impressed?
Lowtax:: She had extremely low standards throughout the movie, so I'd say probably.
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