Zack: "It's not what you think!"
Lowtax:: So is this a rat or a cat or a weird human or....?
Zack: I think the only limit is your macabre imagination.
Lowtax:: "Oy guv! Looks like ye caught me with a spot o' tea!"
Zack: Rat tea is never as good as you think it's gonna be.
Zack: You put the rats in the big jar with the water and then wait eight hours. Never that good.
Lowtax:: Well that idiot thinks it's a blast, look how full his cup is. I can't wait to see his stupid face fall.
Lowtax:: "Duped again by the infernal rat tea! This happens every time!"
Lowtax:: "Also what the fuck am I?"
Zack: If he has to skitter anywhere he is going to spill it all over.
Lowtax:: This is the real ending to the Blair Witch movie.
Lowtax:: Rat dude in a corner drinking shitty tea.
Zack: Spilling it all over because dumbass ambiguous bushytail has to fill every cup to the brim.
Zack: Do you think the witch likes that?
Zack: Do you think she's impressed?
Lowtax:: She had extremely low standards throughout the movie, so I'd say probably.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.