Lowtax:: Isn't this concept art from the gritty reboot of "Splatterhouse?"
Lowtax:: I'm assuming the concept was "CRAP."
Lowtax:: LEAD ARTIST: "PAINT CRAP."
Zack: It's a sample of custom flooring for the torso ripper's mansion.
Lowtax:: Yeah, I was just gonna ask: is this an overhead view?
Zack: "Every other tile will feature a torso I ripped."
Lowtax:: "Yes they will have prancing hands. Why do you even have to ask?"
Zack: When you die, your hands naturally assume the prancing position. Even if you've been torso-ripped.
Lowtax:: "If you have a skeleton inside or outside of you, your hands are gonna prance. That's just science 101."
Lowtax:: "Now dump Two Face on the grape rock candy and let's move on."
Zack: Two Face's head is baffling. It looks like he has meat on the inside of his skull.
Lowtax:: It's dirt. Inside every good man is a good amount of dirt.
Lowtax:: And prance hands.
Zack: "Load sixteens tons and what do you get, new torso laminate flooring and deeper in debt."
Lowtax:: - Kurt Cobain
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.