Zack: Of Montreal's stage show just keeps getting better.

Steve: Wooooooo! Spring break Manitoba was awesome!

Zack: Yep, went on a booze cruise to another dimension on Curdy's houseboat, fought some robot dudes with chainsaws and got messed up and tried to ride a cyber centaur.

Steve: Canada is way better after the world ends.

Zack: Don't knock universal healthcare, Steve.

Steve: I prefer for the free market to provide solutions to my need for a cyborg horse body and a vibrating knife hand.

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