Zack: Of Montreal's stage show just keeps getting better.
Steve: Wooooooo! Spring break Manitoba was awesome!Zack: Yep, went on a booze cruise to another dimension on Curdy's houseboat, fought some robot dudes with chainsaws and got messed up and tried to ride a cyber centaur.
Steve: Canada is way better after the world ends.
Zack: Don't knock universal healthcare, Steve.
Steve: I prefer for the free market to provide solutions to my need for a cyborg horse body and a vibrating knife hand.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.