Zack: Of Montreal's stage show just keeps getting better.
Steve: Wooooooo! Spring break Manitoba was awesome!Zack: Yep, went on a booze cruise to another dimension on Curdy's houseboat, fought some robot dudes with chainsaws and got messed up and tried to ride a cyber centaur.
Steve: Canada is way better after the world ends.
Zack: Don't knock universal healthcare, Steve.
Steve: I prefer for the free market to provide solutions to my need for a cyborg horse body and a vibrating knife hand.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.