Steve: Heck yes. I would enter her Rift.
Zack: Just how I like my women, thick and swordy and covered in spikes.Steve: Wearing face masks for sunglasses never really caught on, but maybe the reason was because nobody carried around glowing swords.
Zack: Also the reason only open carry gunowners have 50 pouches on their belts.Steve: You know I think I want to go to Canada now.
Zack: You're not going to meet any sasquatches.Steve: I'm not stupid. I know those aren't real.
Steve: I want to see a cyborg centaur.
Zack: Goodbye folks!Steve: And remember: keep Riftin'!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.