Steve: Heck yes. I would enter her Rift.
Zack: Just how I like my women, thick and swordy and covered in spikes.Steve: Wearing face masks for sunglasses never really caught on, but maybe the reason was because nobody carried around glowing swords.
Zack: Also the reason only open carry gunowners have 50 pouches on their belts.Steve: You know I think I want to go to Canada now.
Zack: You're not going to meet any sasquatches.Steve: I'm not stupid. I know those aren't real.
Steve: I want to see a cyborg centaur.
Zack: Goodbye folks!Steve: And remember: keep Riftin'!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.