Steve: Heck yes. I would enter her Rift.
Zack: Just how I like my women, thick and swordy and covered in spikes.Steve: Wearing face masks for sunglasses never really caught on, but maybe the reason was because nobody carried around glowing swords.
Zack: Also the reason only open carry gunowners have 50 pouches on their belts.Steve: You know I think I want to go to Canada now.
Zack: You're not going to meet any sasquatches.Steve: I'm not stupid. I know those aren't real.
Steve: I want to see a cyborg centaur.
Zack: Goodbye folks!Steve: And remember: keep Riftin'!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.