Steve: Heck yes. I would enter her Rift.
Zack: Just how I like my women, thick and swordy and covered in spikes.Steve: Wearing face masks for sunglasses never really caught on, but maybe the reason was because nobody carried around glowing swords.
Zack: Also the reason only open carry gunowners have 50 pouches on their belts.Steve: You know I think I want to go to Canada now.
Zack: You're not going to meet any sasquatches.Steve: I'm not stupid. I know those aren't real.
Steve: I want to see a cyborg centaur.
Zack: Goodbye folks!Steve: And remember: keep Riftin'!
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.