Zack: Of COURSE Sasquatch is a character class!

Steve: Always single. Hard out there for a Sasquatch.

Zack: I love that Native Americans are much more prominent in Rifts and Shadowrun and stupid games like that. It takes some sort of magical apocalypse to bring the Native Americans back and of course they were just waiting to turn back into mystical, yurt-loving stoneage hunters. They weren't driving around in trucks and loving central heating or anything before.

Steve: They're a much more mystical people. They're all about magic.

Zack: Sasquatch street name is magic, but we call it methamphetamine.

Steve: Methquatch O.C.C.

Zack: Walks With Purse.
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