Zack: Of COURSE Sasquatch is a character class!
Steve: Always single. Hard out there for a Sasquatch.
Zack: I love that Native Americans are much more prominent in Rifts and Shadowrun and stupid games like that. It takes some sort of magical apocalypse to bring the Native Americans back and of course they were just waiting to turn back into mystical, yurt-loving stoneage hunters. They weren't driving around in trucks and loving central heating or anything before.
Steve: They're a much more mystical people. They're all about magic.
Zack: Sasquatch street name is magic, but we call it methamphetamine.
Steve: Methquatch O.C.C.Zack: Walks With Purse.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.