Zack: Of COURSE Sasquatch is a character class!
Steve: Always single. Hard out there for a Sasquatch.
Zack: I love that Native Americans are much more prominent in Rifts and Shadowrun and stupid games like that. It takes some sort of magical apocalypse to bring the Native Americans back and of course they were just waiting to turn back into mystical, yurt-loving stoneage hunters. They weren't driving around in trucks and loving central heating or anything before.
Steve: They're a much more mystical people. They're all about magic.
Zack: Sasquatch street name is magic, but we call it methamphetamine.
Steve: Methquatch O.C.C.Zack: Walks With Purse.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.