Zack: BE A SASQUATCH, B-E A SASQUATCH!
Steve: It's sad that Spirit Sasquatch is forced to wear a bullet proof vest.
Zack: Uh, hello, things do MEGA damage in this crazy workaday world.
Steve: Hit location: sasquatch merkin - 500 SDC.
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gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.