Zack: BE A SASQUATCH, B-E A SASQUATCH!
Steve: It's sad that Spirit Sasquatch is forced to wear a bullet proof vest.
Zack: Uh, hello, things do MEGA damage in this crazy workaday world.
Steve: Hit location: sasquatch merkin - 500 SDC.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.