Zack: BE A SASQUATCH, B-E A SASQUATCH!
Steve: It's sad that Spirit Sasquatch is forced to wear a bullet proof vest.
Zack: Uh, hello, things do MEGA damage in this crazy workaday world.
Steve: Hit location: sasquatch merkin - 500 SDC.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.