Zack: BE A SASQUATCH, B-E A SASQUATCH!
Steve: It's sad that Spirit Sasquatch is forced to wear a bullet proof vest.
Zack: Uh, hello, things do MEGA damage in this crazy workaday world.
Steve: Hit location: sasquatch merkin - 500 SDC.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.