Zack: Ohhh, okay, that explains everything. We have Spirit Sasquatches, who are the boy sasquatches with the vests and True Sasquatches who are the girl sasquatches with the purses.
Steve: It's called a "messenger bag" dude. It's what you use to carry around D&D books when you're too old to wear your backpack.
Zack: Never too old to wear a backpack.
Steve: I think there is a cutoff. Have you ever seen a really old man wearing a backpack?
Zack: No, I guess not. But there are a lot of things I've never seen old men do. To be honest I don't keep very good track of old men. They could all have backpacks.Steve: Seeing as how this is Rifts I wonder if this is a character class you can play.
Zack: Why would you even ask that, honestly...
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.