Zack: This is Colombia's indigenous D-30 "Conquistador" Power Armor.
Steve: Notttt quite as cool as the skulls, guys.Zack: I wonder if the Colombians go as crazy with the conquistador aesthetic as the Coalition goes with the skulls.
Steve: You know there is a cyber dog with a conquistador head somewhere.
Zack: Conquistador climbs down off conquistador shaped hover bike and walks into conquistador shaped restaurant to eat a conquistador shaped sandwich.
Steve: I just noticed the stripes on this thing. Is it wearing a referee jersey?
Zack: It's getting ready to issue a red card to a giant bug man for sliding into a dinosaur robot.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.