Zack: This is Colombia's indigenous D-30 "Conquistador" Power Armor.
Steve: Notttt quite as cool as the skulls, guys.Zack: I wonder if the Colombians go as crazy with the conquistador aesthetic as the Coalition goes with the skulls.
Steve: You know there is a cyber dog with a conquistador head somewhere.
Zack: Conquistador climbs down off conquistador shaped hover bike and walks into conquistador shaped restaurant to eat a conquistador shaped sandwich.
Steve: I just noticed the stripes on this thing. Is it wearing a referee jersey?
Zack: It's getting ready to issue a red card to a giant bug man for sliding into a dinosaur robot.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.