Zack: This is Colombia's indigenous D-30 "Conquistador" Power Armor.
Steve: Notttt quite as cool as the skulls, guys.Zack: I wonder if the Colombians go as crazy with the conquistador aesthetic as the Coalition goes with the skulls.
Steve: You know there is a cyber dog with a conquistador head somewhere.
Zack: Conquistador climbs down off conquistador shaped hover bike and walks into conquistador shaped restaurant to eat a conquistador shaped sandwich.
Steve: I just noticed the stripes on this thing. Is it wearing a referee jersey?
Zack: It's getting ready to issue a red card to a giant bug man for sliding into a dinosaur robot.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.