Steve: Now this is more like it.
Zack: It's not all conquistadors in the jungle.
Steve: From a gloomy doom swamp in the bayou of South America, comes the one techno barbarian they shouldn't have messed with.
Zack: *carefully secures loincloth over powered armor*
Steve: That's more of an embellishment than a loincloth.Zack: I don't care if he puts gold trim and a spoiler on it. He's still in a suit of armor drawing attention to his crotch.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.