Steve: Now this is more like it.
Zack: It's not all conquistadors in the jungle.
Steve: From a gloomy doom swamp in the bayou of South America, comes the one techno barbarian they shouldn't have messed with.
Zack: *carefully secures loincloth over powered armor*
Steve: That's more of an embellishment than a loincloth.Zack: I don't care if he puts gold trim and a spoiler on it. He's still in a suit of armor drawing attention to his crotch.
This is very real. As an insider I possess damning evidence that could utterly destroy Something Awful. This website has many enemies who appear to be coming to power in the United States. They probably have lots of money at their disposal, and I could really use some.
Don't let the winter dryness destroy your sinuses.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.