Steve: Now this is more like it.
Zack: It's not all conquistadors in the jungle.
Steve: From a gloomy doom swamp in the bayou of South America, comes the one techno barbarian they shouldn't have messed with.
Zack: *carefully secures loincloth over powered armor*
Steve: That's more of an embellishment than a loincloth.Zack: I don't care if he puts gold trim and a spoiler on it. He's still in a suit of armor drawing attention to his crotch.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.