Steve: Now this is more like it.
Zack: It's not all conquistadors in the jungle.
Steve: From a gloomy doom swamp in the bayou of South America, comes the one techno barbarian they shouldn't have messed with.
Zack: *carefully secures loincloth over powered armor*
Steve: That's more of an embellishment than a loincloth.Zack: I don't care if he puts gold trim and a spoiler on it. He's still in a suit of armor drawing attention to his crotch.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.