Steve: "Hey, Juan, have you seen my assault rifle? I know I put it down here somewhere."
Zack: Modern military forces do not wear enough bracers.
Steve: Yeah they seem to be strapping their body armor straight onto their skin. That is going to cause all sorts of rashes.
Zack: They spent so long finding every little camouflaged strap and foot guard and the nine pieces of their camouflaged shoes that they didn't have time to put on a t-shirt.
Steve: Keep in mind that this is probably the least goofy picture we're going to show you.
Zack: Yeah, this is all the way down at Star Wars levels of goofy. Which is super goofy, but somehow a flying ball bag wearing a dough boy helmet gets mainstreamed.Steve: It's called the Sebulba Window. You hate it, then you laugh at it and then you're cheering a pod race.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.