Zack: "Hey Deeeaaaath Witch! Nice tits!" *throws cup of Coke at her and peels out of parking lot*
Steve: Things were hot and heavy on my date with Death Witch until I realized I only had a Phillips head screwdriver.
Zack: "How about we just skip second base and...whoa what's going on downstairs? Is that a lug nut?"Steve: No wonder she looks so frustrated. Her entire body is a chastity device.
Zack: Her Hilda Hertz.
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.