Zack: "Hey Deeeaaaath Witch! Nice tits!" *throws cup of Coke at her and peels out of parking lot*

Steve: Things were hot and heavy on my date with Death Witch until I realized I only had a Phillips head screwdriver.

Zack: "How about we just skip second base and...whoa what's going on downstairs? Is that a lug nut?"

Steve: No wonder she looks so frustrated. Her entire body is a chastity device.

Zack: Her Hilda Hertz.


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