Zack: "Hey Deeeaaaath Witch! Nice tits!" *throws cup of Coke at her and peels out of parking lot*
Steve: Things were hot and heavy on my date with Death Witch until I realized I only had a Phillips head screwdriver.
Zack: "How about we just skip second base and...whoa what's going on downstairs? Is that a lug nut?"Steve: No wonder she looks so frustrated. Her entire body is a chastity device.
Zack: Her Hilda Hertz.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.