Zack: "Hey Deeeaaaath Witch! Nice tits!" *throws cup of Coke at her and peels out of parking lot*
Steve: Things were hot and heavy on my date with Death Witch until I realized I only had a Phillips head screwdriver.
Zack: "How about we just skip second base and...whoa what's going on downstairs? Is that a lug nut?"Steve: No wonder she looks so frustrated. Her entire body is a chastity device.
Zack: Her Hilda Hertz.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.