Zack: "Hey Deeeaaaath Witch! Nice tits!" *throws cup of Coke at her and peels out of parking lot*
Steve: Things were hot and heavy on my date with Death Witch until I realized I only had a Phillips head screwdriver.
Zack: "How about we just skip second base and...whoa what's going on downstairs? Is that a lug nut?"Steve: No wonder she looks so frustrated. Her entire body is a chastity device.
Zack: Her Hilda Hertz.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.