Zack: "Hey Deeeaaaath Witch! Nice tits!" *throws cup of Coke at her and peels out of parking lot*
Steve: Things were hot and heavy on my date with Death Witch until I realized I only had a Phillips head screwdriver.
Zack: "How about we just skip second base and...whoa what's going on downstairs? Is that a lug nut?"Steve: No wonder she looks so frustrated. Her entire body is a chastity device.
Zack: Her Hilda Hertz.
These millennials have no idea how it feels to really work. They would never think about spending all day in the hot sun with their carapace baking and their dung drying out.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.