Steve: I'm beginning to think Romancing the Stone might have been set on Mars.
Zack: South America. You can tell because the vampires only eat goats there.
Steve: Unless it's Rifts South America.
Zack: For that we have squirt guns.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.