Steve: I'm beginning to think Romancing the Stone might have been set on Mars.
Zack: South America. You can tell because the vampires only eat goats there.
Steve: Unless it's Rifts South America.
Zack: For that we have squirt guns.
This isn't about harassment. It's about ethics in cat journalism.
Can you please give Golgura a trophy? How about Tallest Monster? I speak not for Golgura now. He is stepping on us villagers out of anger. In his wisdom he has flattened my son.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.