Steve: I'm beginning to think Romancing the Stone might have been set on Mars.
Zack: South America. You can tell because the vampires only eat goats there.
Steve: Unless it's Rifts South America.
Zack: For that we have squirt guns.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.