Steve: That's my average day.
Zack: I think this is the plot of the Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
Steve: Is that the one with we don't need no stinkin' badges?
Zack: Yes, with Humphrey Bogart and they're mining for gold in Mexico. Or on Mars. Mining for Phlogiston.
Steve: I remember when they unlock the Martian code and reactivate the atmosphere thingy and Humphrey Bogart's eyes are bulging out of his head.
Zack: And then Arnold Schwarzenegger sees the three-fingered handprint on the mules the Martians brought into town and His Majesty's Infantry arrests them and hangs them.
Steve: But at least before they died they got to see three boobs on a Chinese vampire.
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