Steve: That's my average day.
Zack: I think this is the plot of the Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
Steve: Is that the one with we don't need no stinkin' badges?
Zack: Yes, with Humphrey Bogart and they're mining for gold in Mexico. Or on Mars. Mining for Phlogiston.
Steve: I remember when they unlock the Martian code and reactivate the atmosphere thingy and Humphrey Bogart's eyes are bulging out of his head.
Zack: And then Arnold Schwarzenegger sees the three-fingered handprint on the mules the Martians brought into town and His Majesty's Infantry arrests them and hangs them.
Steve: But at least before they died they got to see three boobs on a Chinese vampire.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.