Zack: The robot speaks in a machine voice, "Violence is not required. You are the guests of the ruler of Cloud City, Lando Calrisian, and the concert promoter for Yadda, Hmong Mothma. You are cordially invited to dinner at the cloud restaurant on cloud six, cloud street."
Steve: Sounds like a trap. Why would we go to that?
Zack: "Because Yadda will be there," says the robot. The intercom immediately crackles and Beth Hutt says, "Ooh, can I go? Please?"
Steve: Alright, we can go.
Zack: "Excellent," says the robot. "It is a pageant and you are expected to arrive in costume. The theme for tonight is...Endor."
Zack: TO BE CONTINUED...
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.