Zack: It's Homer from Bart the General.
Steve: Bro looks like he got on Toadfish's bad side.
Zack: "I'm drunk as hell, but I still showed up for the race war! Who are we exterminating today?"
Steve: If you think orcs ever successfully exterminate anyone then you've never played D&D. Maybe in some game where they spell it with a "k" and all the orks are super beefy, but in D&D they are always the genocided, not the genociders.
Zack: An orc is a really ugly man with no teeth. Pretty much human vagrants are orcs. That is the takeway from this garbage artwork.
Steve: An orc is anyone without health insurance.
Zack: Welcome to Obama's Faerun.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.