Zack: It's Homer from Bart the General.
Steve: Bro looks like he got on Toadfish's bad side.
Zack: "I'm drunk as hell, but I still showed up for the race war! Who are we exterminating today?"
Steve: If you think orcs ever successfully exterminate anyone then you've never played D&D. Maybe in some game where they spell it with a "k" and all the orks are super beefy, but in D&D they are always the genocided, not the genociders.
Zack: An orc is a really ugly man with no teeth. Pretty much human vagrants are orcs. That is the takeway from this garbage artwork.
Steve: An orc is anyone without health insurance.
Zack: Welcome to Obama's Faerun.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.