Zack: It's Homer from Bart the General.

Steve: Bro looks like he got on Toadfish's bad side.

Zack: "I'm drunk as hell, but I still showed up for the race war! Who are we exterminating today?"

Steve: If you think orcs ever successfully exterminate anyone then you've never played D&D. Maybe in some game where they spell it with a "k" and all the orks are super beefy, but in D&D they are always the genocided, not the genociders.

Zack: An orc is a really ugly man with no teeth. Pretty much human vagrants are orcs. That is the takeway from this garbage artwork.

Steve: An orc is anyone without health insurance.

Zack: Welcome to Obama's Faerun.

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