Zack: 101 Mummy Dalmatians.
Steve: This dude is perfect for my Three Mummy Moon t-shirt.
Zack: The memes are out of control in this one today.
Steve: Out of control for the win, I think you mean. ftw.
Zack: No, Steve, ftl. ftl.
Steve: I got my mom some yellow roses from FTL for Valentines. I signed the note as a secret admirer, but it backfired because then she made me go to the movies to see Avatar again and when I got home she was wearing that special night dress she wore the time the guy came over to fix the heater.
Zack: You need to post a picture of your mom. Get her set up on Craig's List.
Steve: She's afraid of the computer ever since I tricked the Net Nanny on our old computer to send her to www.bigboobs.com no matter what site she typed in.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.