Zack: 101 Mummy Dalmatians.
Steve: This dude is perfect for my Three Mummy Moon t-shirt.
Zack: The memes are out of control in this one today.
Steve: Out of control for the win, I think you mean. ftw.
Zack: No, Steve, ftl. ftl.
Steve: I got my mom some yellow roses from FTL for Valentines. I signed the note as a secret admirer, but it backfired because then she made me go to the movies to see Avatar again and when I got home she was wearing that special night dress she wore the time the guy came over to fix the heater.
Zack: You need to post a picture of your mom. Get her set up on Craig's List.
Steve: She's afraid of the computer ever since I tricked the Net Nanny on our old computer to send her to www.bigboobs.com no matter what site she typed in.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.