Zack: Medusa is tired of your bullshit, Steve.
Steve: That is one disinterested broad.
Zack: Snakes for hair, turns people to stone, what have you got? Smartphones? Ooooh. Bam, now you're a statue. Try twittering that.
Steve: I wonder if her snakes ever get too long and she has to cut them. What then? Do they rebel against her?
Zack: Does she look like she gives a fuck about anything, Steve?
Zack: No. Medusa does not give a fuck.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.