Zack: Medusa is tired of your bullshit, Steve.

Steve: That is one disinterested broad.

Zack: Snakes for hair, turns people to stone, what have you got? Smartphones? Ooooh. Bam, now you're a statue. Try twittering that.

Steve: I wonder if her snakes ever get too long and she has to cut them. What then? Do they rebel against her?

Zack: Does she look like she gives a fuck about anything, Steve?

Steve: No.

Zack: No. Medusa does not give a fuck.

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