Zack: Medusa is tired of your bullshit, Steve.
Steve: That is one disinterested broad.
Zack: Snakes for hair, turns people to stone, what have you got? Smartphones? Ooooh. Bam, now you're a statue. Try twittering that.
Steve: I wonder if her snakes ever get too long and she has to cut them. What then? Do they rebel against her?
Zack: Does she look like she gives a fuck about anything, Steve?
Zack: No. Medusa does not give a fuck.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.