Zack: Medusa is tired of your bullshit, Steve.
Steve: That is one disinterested broad.
Zack: Snakes for hair, turns people to stone, what have you got? Smartphones? Ooooh. Bam, now you're a statue. Try twittering that.
Steve: I wonder if her snakes ever get too long and she has to cut them. What then? Do they rebel against her?
Zack: Does she look like she gives a fuck about anything, Steve?
Zack: No. Medusa does not give a fuck.
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
TEH SOCIAL MEDIA FASTBOOK STOLE MY DATA. SOLD IT TOO A HOG CON GAME. WHERED MY DATA GO??>? WHO TEH HELL KNOWS! IM IN DIGITAL HELL
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.