Zack: Medusa is tired of your bullshit, Steve.
Steve: That is one disinterested broad.
Zack: Snakes for hair, turns people to stone, what have you got? Smartphones? Ooooh. Bam, now you're a statue. Try twittering that.
Steve: I wonder if her snakes ever get too long and she has to cut them. What then? Do they rebel against her?
Zack: Does she look like she gives a fuck about anything, Steve?
Zack: No. Medusa does not give a fuck.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.