Zack: Medusa is tired of your bullshit, Steve.
Steve: That is one disinterested broad.
Zack: Snakes for hair, turns people to stone, what have you got? Smartphones? Ooooh. Bam, now you're a statue. Try twittering that.
Steve: I wonder if her snakes ever get too long and she has to cut them. What then? Do they rebel against her?
Zack: Does she look like she gives a fuck about anything, Steve?
Zack: No. Medusa does not give a fuck.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.