Steve: Okay I want to give this one the top prize.
Zack: We talked about the winners. You agreed that this was a 2nd placer.Steve: I'm looking at it again and it's the BEST EVER. Dude it's so awesome. There is a huge rack on the dragon.
Zack: And the barbarian's sword appears to be ejaculating. There are two more great entries coming up, we can't give out the grand prize to this one.
Steve: Okay, fine. But Abby is the module artist of my heart.
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
TEH SOCIAL MEDIA FASTBOOK STOLE MY DATA. SOLD IT TOO A HOG CON GAME. WHERED MY DATA GO??>? WHO TEH HELL KNOWS! IM IN DIGITAL HELL
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.