Steve: Okay I want to give this one the top prize.
Zack: We talked about the winners. You agreed that this was a 2nd placer.Steve: I'm looking at it again and it's the BEST EVER. Dude it's so awesome. There is a huge rack on the dragon.
Zack: And the barbarian's sword appears to be ejaculating. There are two more great entries coming up, we can't give out the grand prize to this one.
Steve: Okay, fine. But Abby is the module artist of my heart.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.