Steve: Okay I want to give this one the top prize.
Zack: We talked about the winners. You agreed that this was a 2nd placer.Steve: I'm looking at it again and it's the BEST EVER. Dude it's so awesome. There is a huge rack on the dragon.
Zack: And the barbarian's sword appears to be ejaculating. There are two more great entries coming up, we can't give out the grand prize to this one.
Steve: Okay, fine. But Abby is the module artist of my heart.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.