Steve: Okay I want to give this one the top prize.
Zack: We talked about the winners. You agreed that this was a 2nd placer.Steve: I'm looking at it again and it's the BEST EVER. Dude it's so awesome. There is a huge rack on the dragon.
Zack: And the barbarian's sword appears to be ejaculating. There are two more great entries coming up, we can't give out the grand prize to this one.
Steve: Okay, fine. But Abby is the module artist of my heart.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.