Steve: Okay I want to give this one the top prize.
Zack: We talked about the winners. You agreed that this was a 2nd placer.Steve: I'm looking at it again and it's the BEST EVER. Dude it's so awesome. There is a huge rack on the dragon.
Zack: And the barbarian's sword appears to be ejaculating. There are two more great entries coming up, we can't give out the grand prize to this one.
Steve: Okay, fine. But Abby is the module artist of my heart.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.